you know you're hot when...

did you just proposition me? no, you didn’t. did you? wait. you did? really? I just got propositioned at the local gas station. oh hunny, the only thing filling me up tonight is the unleaded 87 and the melting Ben and Jerry’s in my front seat. got to love Searsmont and the blunt and obviously drunk Maine men. thank you for making my week that much better.